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  • Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on May 12, 11 at 4:29pm

    "Chick just accidentally broke my nose. I'm totally getting apology-fucked tonight."

  • Submitted by Skittlehunter on May 12, 11 at 5:24pm

    In Australia they call that "Foreplay."

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    Submitted by Yeep on May 12, 11 at 5:12pm

    U were thinking "I'm sorry"\n\nHe was thinking "thanks for handing me the keys to your asshole"

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    Submitted by ImKeithStone on May 12, 11 at 8:39pm

    OP is a guy.

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    Submitted by Phys on May 12, 11 at 5:49pm

    If a girl’s really hot I’d go home with her even if she broke my jaw

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    Submitted by Vulpus on May 12, 11 at 3:43pm

    At that point, he probably figures you owe him the kinky stuff.

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    Submitted by arthurlux on May 12, 11 at 4:08pm

    Breasts are magical. Either that or he figures you'll let him get away with stuff out of guilt.

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    Submitted by haliganbar on May 13, 11 at 12:30pm

    Power of the triangle.

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    Submitted by satanslilhelper on May 12, 11 at 4:04pm

    that actually happens more than one would think

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    Submitted by comanderemo on May 12, 11 at 3:43pm

    Dedication

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    Submitted by admiralperry on May 12, 11 at 6:49pm

    Probably because the rag you gave him to stem the flow of blood was soaked in chloroform.

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    Submitted by evry1nosimsxy on May 14, 11 at 4:27am

    Did you break his nose while doing the Bend and Snap?

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    Submitted by satanslilhelper on May 12, 11 at 4:03pm

    that actually happens more than one would think

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    Submitted by daft_68 on May 12, 11 at 4:54pm

    slippery bathrooms are dangerous

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    Submitted by realbigryan on May 13, 11 at 2:16am

    Now that is true love...or an extremely horny drunk.

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    Submitted by blargmeansno on May 18, 11 at 6:11pm

    I actually find her physicality hot.\nWhat can I say? I like a girl who can put on some ass kicking boots