I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
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"Chick just accidentally broke my nose. I'm totally getting apology-fucked tonight."
In Australia they call that "Foreplay."
U were thinking "I'm sorry"\n\nHe was thinking "thanks for handing me the keys to your asshole"
Breasts are magical. Either that or he figures you'll let him get away with stuff out of guilt.
OP is a guy.
At that point, he probably figures you owe him the kinky stuff.
If a girl’s really hot I’d go home with her even if she broke my jaw
Power of the triangle.
slippery bathrooms are dangerous
Probably because the rag you gave him to stem the flow of blood was soaked in chloroform.
Did you break his nose while doing the Bend and Snap?
that actually happens more than one would think
Now that is true love...or an extremely horny drunk.
I actually find her physicality hot.\nWhat can I say? I like a girl who can put on some ass kicking boots