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(204): View more from Manitoba

Now it won't go down.

(512): View more from Texas

You've got a gift.

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(469): View more from Texas

Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

i just like, need to vent to someone

(919): View more from North Carolina

Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?

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I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.

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(541): View more from Oregon

So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"

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(616): View more from Michigan

i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.

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(904): View more from Florida

He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?

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