i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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You did not just play the dead husband card again.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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