I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Randomize
