so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
My ass is underappreciated
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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