Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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