That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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