Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
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There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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