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  • 8:22 So her crotch would burn severely? Awfully thoughtful of you to give her that warning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:45pm
  • hahaha 3:43... yes it fucking is!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:55am
  • it's weird by the way.. just saying...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:14am
  • ^ You'll be working for a socially awkward person one day. Remember that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:36am
  • I love socially awkward girls, I'd fuck her with the force of a thousand suns.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:22pm
  • you spelled weird* wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:27pm
  • Buy her a Nintendo DS, a Burger King gift card, and a pre-paid gas card. You're all set.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:31pm
  • hey! be nice to the socially awkward! Its not our fault!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:43am
  • Fo sho. Or you could just get a real job and buy one yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:46pm
  • You know one of your friends is gonna get drunk and bang her. Then it'll be even more awkward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:58pm
  • That is so mean!!! I'm really sad for your cousin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:09pm
  • Where can I get me one of them?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:16pm
  • I <3 socially awkward people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:21pm
  • I'd drive drunks around if it got me Nintendo DS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:39pm
  • What if he's self employed? Or Hugh Hefner's personal assistant? You have to consider these possibilities.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:18pm
  • No DS for you then. =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:23pm
  • if they are "socially awkward" why would they own a public business, engage in interactions with people (whos MONEY they need to survive) and threaten the possibility of losing potential customers because they are f-ing weird??? haha so NO, we will NOT be working for a socially awkward person, they will be begging US for a job, and also ask us how to "talk to girls" and basically teach them about sex...ya, so enjoy being awkward with yourself instead of embracing life and just livin..l-i-v-i-n (haha)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:27am
  • Not in this economy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:11pm
  • keep her occupied and you're all set

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:47pm
  • I'd put up with her weird shit if it meant having a deso for all of summer.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 13, 12 at 7:48am
  • My boss is socially awkward, the only reason we are still in business is because for the most part he stays the fuck out of the store.

    Submitted by Shoveltime on Nov 12, 11 at 12:11pm
  • Like knowing how to spell "weird"?

    Submitted by IAmBrony on Apr 3, 12 at 4:25am