Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Success! We fucked roommates!
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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