Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
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omg. this happened to me too. i thought i was the only one
NO, don't be offended, if he's into safe sex, the he is probably clean.
yes, you should be very offended.
Agreed, 11:31. He might have been a little more suave how he suggested it, but these things happen.
Okay but seriously, girls - how many of u have gotten eaten out with a dental dam and guys have u ever used 1 on a girl? He's either the safety police OR he was hinting at something.
What do you want him to do when your vagina smells like you washed it with a dirtier vagina?
June 20, 2009 12:52PM
if it was a rando hookup or one of you is riddled with STDs. If not, or he's your bf, yes weird.
It's good protection... who knows what kinds of diseases the woman has. Why do you think guys wear condoms?
Also, if you have sensitive taste buds, it helps with that as well.
But you can be offended if you want. It's probably not personal, though.
they teach that in the ARMY??!?!!!
maybe he was trying to lock in that "fresh" taste?
12:04 Don't be an idiot. Douching doesn't work and messes up the balance down there.
No way should you be offended! This guy is a keeper, you know he is safe (although dental dam is better than kitchenware) and it also tells you that he probably has used this before and isnt going to give you anything disgusting by oral or even kissing.
been there, and still got a BJ after. it takes crazy tongue muscles to make it work, tho.
357 -then tell your mom to wash off your dad's creampie first.
was he a soldier? they teach that in the army. so long as it isn't the micrwavable kind whick is permeable to viruses. they also say you can slice a condom and lay it on there.
who the fuck wouldn't be offended?? lol
maybe you stink and he just wanted to please you
seran wrap is the only brand that is approved to be used as a dental dam actually
blow job with a condom is fucking disgusting...!! who does that shit??
how many girls give head with a condom on?? none that i know of, but still safe i guess
Fair enough 3:11 but what kind of a guy still eats her out if he was hinting at something? If her hygiene wasn't the best he wouldn't have done it. It makes more sense he's being safe, more people should be.
12:48 knows their shit
Shouldn't be offended in the least.
It's called safe sex. Try it some time.
3:02 BAHAHAHaaahaha you are awsome. this made me laugh.
saran wrap IS the choice for safe oral sex with women; cheap, available and effective, and i agree with other posters, it's entirely possible he has herpes on his lips and was protecting you. it takes a lot of guts to stall the passion long enough to use protection, especially out-of-the-ordinary protection. kudos to him.
hahaha, this just makes me think of the movie "booty call"
10:08 get your diseased ass checked, if that's what you think. It's uneducated people like you that make the STD rates so high.
Anyone who gets cold sores (i.e. herpes) in their mouth can potentially pass it on to someone's genitals, even if a cold sore isn't visible or apparent.
id say dont waste your time lol... yes offended
it's a makeshift dental dam. he was being safe.
only if he didn't know that the microwaveable kind would defeat the purpose
but kudos to him for being safe
maybe you smelled like fermunga butt cheese
does anybody even know if seran wrap would actually stop STDs b/c i don't think it would stop them?! It wouldn't stop a women from getting pregnant.
just to let you know, if it was saran wrap that is microwave safe, it was as safe as not trying to use a "dental dam" at all. They're porous, so everything gets transmitted anyways.
Saran Wrap is ok. Now - if the fella donned SCUBA gear, that might be a problem.
i'd rather use saran wrap than get herpes
Plus, pussy just tastes nasty...sorry, girls. I have yet to encounter the tasty variety.
I have actually suggested using one of those diaphragms on my girlfriend once. It was basically an open threat because she was afraid of giving me a blowjob without a condom. I eventually got her away from that annoying habbit. Wasted my condoms that way rather than the better way :(
If you'd just washed, maybe he wanted to keep it fresh.
If you hadn't... hint time?
I've actually heard good things about that...gives extra pleasure, I guess...I'm just sayin!
Have you all considered he had std's and never wanted to pass them on.
hahahaha homemade dental dam i love it!
June 21, 2009 1:10AM
11:31 is right... he was just being safe. What if the dude had oral herpes? Would you want him to pass that along?
wash your cunt? yes
fyi, mouth herpes doesn't survive on genitals and vice versa. just a lesson for the day.
wow long islanddd
and he was just being safe
he didnt want your diseases
Why be offended at being safe
ladies you have to use LEMISOL. is a dominican cleansing solution for your vag. ph balanced as well. i introduced it to my gf and man she never washed without it, leaves your pussy smelling and feeling fresh. guys wont have to suffer anymore with the bad smell and taste. i fucking eat my gf pussy all the time because its CLean. the only thing tho, its doesnt washout theSTD'S. use it, and guys will be eating you out forever. just a man trying to help you ladies out. :D
That means your twat is nasssty! Dirty cunt girl.
nurggghh what now? safe sex yes, kitchen tools no. retard boy.
lmfao, a ghetto dental dam.
Man, what kind of girl gives head with a condom? I don't even own condoms that don't have spermicide on them, and that sounds fucking gross.
That said, I have make-shifted a condom with a ziplock before. You gotta do what you gotta do. At least it wasn't impossible to get off afterwards. Speaking of which, why hasn't anyone invented condoms with handy grab-tabs on them yet? I'm fastidious.
<3 All the intelligent people on this board make me happy.
Don't be offended, OP. He's just trying to be safe, which is a GOOD thing. That way neither of you get an STD.
He could have also used a condom as a dental dam, but hey, seran wrap works wonders, too. :D
11:21 you sounds like Billy Mays.
@12:48 cold sores CAN lead to genital herpes and vice versa
3:57 not really. maybe the girls you are with are dirty down there. i keep down there extremely clean and nobody thinks i taste bad, i never thought a girl tasted bad either.
what? did he want leftovers??
don't feel bad, it's probably just because you're fucking disgusting.
It's no different than asking someone to use a condom, you uppity bitch
better safe than sorry in my opinion. sounds like he was doing the right thing. i wouldn't be offended. but you can test him out by saying you want him to wear a condom before you go down on him...see his reaction. then you'll know for sure
Yeah, I'm going to go with the trying to be safe defense here. Remember to wear barriers kids, don't suck that cock without a condom or eat a girl out without a dental dam!
should guys be offened when asked to use a condom?!
how would that even work?
I gagged. But I guess he did too HAHAH.
3:57 if you think pussy tastes bad, try swallowing a load of jizz.
Girl bits are delicious. I like how I taste and I like how my girlfriend tastes. :9
10:08 You're wrong. Google that shit.
definatly safety. you can spread as many things with oral as with intercourse.
i love living on long island!!!!!
i am proud to associate myself with saran wrap creepers that live near me
12:10 girls who don't want to get herpes, thats who.
I'd be happy if a guy asked to use a dental dam/cut up condom/saran wrap. just mean's he's clean. and I insist on condoms for blow jobs (hurrah for flavored condoms) so why shouldn't he get to use dental dams?
3:57 you are meeting the wrong girls or have something wrong with your taste buds...
I beyt she stunk more than Amy Wino's shoe
Hey 11:04 get your shit straight. Cold sore herpes is not genital herpes. You can either have herpes simplex virus 1 or 2.. One is genital herpes, and the other is a totally different form of the virus that causes cold sores.
saran wrap has pores. which means everything gets through. which means this is in no way "safe sex"...dumbasses.
12:08, nurggghh? you actually typed that?
saran wrap = makeshift safe sex. would you expect a guy to be offended if you asked to use a condom for blowing him?
lmfao 12:27 and 4:11
don't ever talk to him again
good job trying to be dane cook 12:46
Usually girls want guys to wear condoms so they don't get pregnant. Condoms don't protect against all of STDs.. but I think the guy obviously has a head on his shoulders and isn't so pervy he just doesn't care what he has sex/oral with or what he gets from it. So in a way.. he's fairly smart & mature. It'd be like asking a guy to wear a condom in order for a girl to give him a blow job. Flavored ones are nice..
maybe you should douche more often. just a thought.
bahaha oh the long islanders
I"ve actualy done that! used saran wrap to eat out a girl that is........during a threesome, while watching jeapordy, and I actualy came up to answer one of the questions!
a guy once suggested using a ziploc bag over my vag while he ate me out
dane cook steals his jokes
sounds like he's just being mature and trying to be safe about stds, just how girls want guys to use condoms. safety first