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  • omg. this happened to me too. i thought i was the only one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:41pm
  • NO, don't be offended, if he's into safe sex, the he is probably clean.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:20pm
  • What do you want him to do when your vagina smells like you washed it with a dirtier vagina?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:46pm
  • June 20, 2009 12:52PM matt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:10am
  • Agreed, 11:31. He might have been a little more suave how he suggested it, but these things happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:34am
  • Okay but seriously, girls - how many of u have gotten eaten out with a dental dam and guys have u ever used 1 on a girl? He's either the safety police OR he was hinting at something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:11pm
  • yes, you should be very offended.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:40am
  • if it was a rando hookup or one of you is riddled with STDs. If not, or he's your bf, yes weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:07pm
  • It's good protection... who knows what kinds of diseases the woman has. Why do you think guys wear condoms? Also, if you have sensitive taste buds, it helps with that as well. But you can be offended if you want. It's probably not personal, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:22pm
  • maybe he was trying to lock in that "fresh" taste?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:33pm
  • No way should you be offended! This guy is a keeper, you know he is safe (although dental dam is better than kitchenware) and it also tells you that he probably has used this before and isnt going to give you anything disgusting by oral or even kissing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:33pm
  • 12:04 Don't be an idiot. Douching doesn't work and messes up the balance down there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:39pm
  • maybe you stink and he just wanted to please you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:39pm
  • they teach that in the ARMY??!?!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:40pm
  • 357 -then tell your mom to wash off your dad's creampie first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:13pm
  • seran wrap is the only brand that is approved to be used as a dental dam actually

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:40am
  • who the fuck wouldn't be offended?? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:02pm
  • was he a soldier? they teach that in the army. so long as it isn't the micrwavable kind whick is permeable to viruses. they also say you can slice a condom and lay it on there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:18pm
  • blow job with a condom is fucking disgusting...!! who does that shit??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:10am
  • been there, and still got a BJ after. it takes crazy tongue muscles to make it work, tho.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:52pm
  • how many girls give head with a condom on?? none that i know of, but still safe i guess

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:57am
  • 12:48 knows their shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:19pm
  • hahaha, this just makes me think of the movie "booty call"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:49pm
  • Shouldn't be offended in the least. It's called safe sex. Try it some time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:40pm
  • Fair enough 3:11 but what kind of a guy still eats her out if he was hinting at something? If her hygiene wasn't the best he wouldn't have done it. It makes more sense he's being safe, more people should be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:15pm
  • only if he didn't know that the microwaveable kind would defeat the purpose but kudos to him for being safe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:44am
  • maybe you smelled like fermunga butt cheese

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:58am
  • saran wrap IS the choice for safe oral sex with women; cheap, available and effective, and i agree with other posters, it's entirely possible he has herpes on his lips and was protecting you. it takes a lot of guts to stall the passion long enough to use protection, especially out-of-the-ordinary protection. kudos to him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:44pm
  • 10:08 get your diseased ass checked, if that's what you think. It's uneducated people like you that make the STD rates so high. Anyone who gets cold sores (i.e. herpes) in their mouth can potentially pass it on to someone's genitals, even if a cold sore isn't visible or apparent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:04am
  • id say dont waste your time lol... yes offended

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:01pm
  • it's a makeshift dental dam. he was being safe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:31am
  • 3:02 BAHAHAHaaahaha you are awsome. this made me laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:29pm
  • does anybody even know if seran wrap would actually stop STDs b/c i don't think it would stop them?! It wouldn't stop a women from getting pregnant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:05pm
  • Saran Wrap is ok. Now - if the fella donned SCUBA gear, that might be a problem.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:02pm
  • just to let you know, if it was saran wrap that is microwave safe, it was as safe as not trying to use a "dental dam" at all. They're porous, so everything gets transmitted anyways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:44pm
  • i'd rather use saran wrap than get herpes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:37pm
  • I have actually suggested using one of those diaphragms on my girlfriend once. It was basically an open threat because she was afraid of giving me a blowjob without a condom. I eventually got her away from that annoying habbit. Wasted my condoms that way rather than the better way :(

    Submitted by serpentmaster08 on Apr 20, 10 at 10:08pm
  • hahahaha homemade dental dam i love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:26pm
  • Plus, pussy just tastes nasty...sorry, girls. I have yet to encounter the tasty variety.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:57pm
  • If you'd just washed, maybe he wanted to keep it fresh. If you hadn't... hint time?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:14pm
  • I've actually heard good things about that...gives extra pleasure, I guess...I'm just sayin!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:37pm
  • June 21, 2009 1:10AM loser?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:55am
  • 11:31 is right... he was just being safe. What if the dude had oral herpes? Would you want him to pass that along?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:34am
  • Have you all considered he had std's and never wanted to pass them on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:19am
  • offended? no wash your cunt? yes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:07pm
  • Why be offended at being safe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:07pm
  • That means your twat is nasssty! Dirty cunt girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:26pm
  • Man, what kind of girl gives head with a condom? I don't even own condoms that don't have spermicide on them, and that sounds fucking gross. That said, I have make-shifted a condom with a ziplock before. You gotta do what you gotta do. At least it wasn't impossible to get off afterwards. Speaking of which, why hasn't anyone invented condoms with handy grab-tabs on them yet? I'm fastidious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:06am
  • @12:48 cold sores CAN lead to genital herpes and vice versa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 10:05am
  • fyi, mouth herpes doesn't survive on genitals and vice versa. just a lesson for the day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:08pm
  • ladies you have to use LEMISOL. is a dominican cleansing solution for your vag. ph balanced as well. i introduced it to my gf and man she never washed without it, leaves your pussy smelling and feeling fresh. guys wont have to suffer anymore with the bad smell and taste. i fucking eat my gf pussy all the time because its CLean. the only thing tho, its doesnt washout theSTD'S. use it, and guys will be eating you out forever. just a man trying to help you ladies out. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:21am
  • lmfao, a ghetto dental dam.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:52pm
  • 3:57 not really. maybe the girls you are with are dirty down there. i keep down there extremely clean and nobody thinks i taste bad, i never thought a girl tasted bad either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:22pm
  • nurggghh what now? safe sex yes, kitchen tools no. retard boy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:08pm
  • what? did he want leftovers??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:05pm
  • It's no different than asking someone to use a condom, you uppity bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:32am
  • Yeah, I'm going to go with the trying to be safe defense here. Remember to wear barriers kids, don't suck that cock without a condom or eat a girl out without a dental dam!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:48am
  • how would that even work?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:33am
  • I gagged. But I guess he did too HAHAH.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:07am
  • <3 All the intelligent people on this board make me happy. Don't be offended, OP. He's just trying to be safe, which is a GOOD thing. That way neither of you get an STD. He could have also used a condom as a dental dam, but hey, seran wrap works wonders, too. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:43pm
  • should guys be offened when asked to use a condom?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:39am
  • 11:21 you sounds like Billy Mays.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:49am
  • 3:57 if you think pussy tastes bad, try swallowing a load of jizz. Girl bits are delicious. I like how I taste and I like how my girlfriend tastes. :9

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:08pm
  • better safe than sorry in my opinion. sounds like he was doing the right thing. i wouldn't be offended. but you can test him out by saying you want him to wear a condom before you go down on him...see his reaction. then you'll know for sure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:02pm
  • 10:08 You're wrong. Google that shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:26am
  • 12:10 girls who don't want to get herpes, thats who. I'd be happy if a guy asked to use a dental dam/cut up condom/saran wrap. just mean's he's clean. and I insist on condoms for blow jobs (hurrah for flavored condoms) so why shouldn't he get to use dental dams?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:17am
  • wow long islanddd and he was just being safe he didnt want your diseases

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:37am
  • definatly safety. you can spread as many things with oral as with intercourse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:00pm
  • i love living on long island!!!!! i am proud to associate myself with saran wrap creepers that live near me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:40am
  • I beyt she stunk more than Amy Wino's shoe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:33pm
  • 3:57 you are meeting the wrong girls or have something wrong with your taste buds...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:25pm
  • don't feel bad, it's probably just because you're fucking disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:55am
  • Hey 11:04 get your shit straight. Cold sore herpes is not genital herpes. You can either have herpes simplex virus 1 or 2.. One is genital herpes, and the other is a totally different form of the virus that causes cold sores.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:48am
  • saran wrap has pores. which means everything gets through. which means this is in no way "safe sex"...dumbasses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:46am
  • saran wrap = makeshift safe sex. would you expect a guy to be offended if you asked to use a condom for blowing him?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:46pm
  • 12:08, nurggghh? you actually typed that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:13pm
  • don't ever talk to him again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:31am
  • lmfao 12:27 and 4:11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:51pm
  • good job trying to be dane cook 12:46

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:29am
  • Usually girls want guys to wear condoms so they don't get pregnant. Condoms don't protect against all of STDs.. but I think the guy obviously has a head on his shoulders and isn't so pervy he just doesn't care what he has sex/oral with or what he gets from it. So in a way.. he's fairly smart & mature. It'd be like asking a guy to wear a condom in order for a girl to give him a blow job. Flavored ones are nice..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:33pm
  • maybe you should douche more often. just a thought.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:04pm
  • I"ve actualy done that! used saran wrap to eat out a girl that is........during a threesome, while watching jeapordy, and I actualy came up to answer one of the questions!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:20am
  • SAFETY FIRST bahaha oh the long islanders

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:08pm
  • a guy once suggested using a ziploc bag over my vag while he ate me out wierd...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:22pm
  • dane cook steals his jokes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:04am
  • sounds like he's just being mature and trying to be safe about stds, just how girls want guys to use condoms. safety first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:42am