would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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