If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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