is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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