i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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