i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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