dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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