Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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