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  • 78 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:33pm
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    This is great, very current events! Classic

  • 66 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:45am
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    apparently one woman from argentina wit great tan lines

  • 66 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:27pm
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    WIN, person from Denver, major win.

  • 63 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:37pm
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    hahaha i'm sad to be from the state of south carolina

  • 56 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:16am
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    Oh goodness. Sanford is a douche and I was born and live in SC.

  • 52 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:06am
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    With an ass like that, can you really blame Bill?

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:13pm
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    that is the funniest text I've seen here all week

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:13pm
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    I live in SC, and mark sanford may be dumbest person to ever live.

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:07pm
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    that beats hiking in the Appalachian mountains

  • 48 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:22am
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    haha most deff my gov

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:11pm
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    anyone else notice he's republican bu the news said he's democrat? wtf?

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:51am
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    Brilliant! I may have to borrow that one!

  • 46 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:13am
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    I think I like Vitter from Louisiana even better - marriage is between a man, a woman, and the man's prostitute whom he keeps on retainer

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:33am
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    Why does it surprise anyone when politicians do this shit anymore? Srsly.

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:39am
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    Damn it, is that you, MH?

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:34am
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    lmfao 2:37, are we 100% sure she isn't a tranny? :-P

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:51pm
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    epic burn. well played

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:26pm
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    Can we just put the whole marriage thing to rest now? Separate but equal doesn't work; remember racism?

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:45am
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    Funny text....but he said she had great tan lines too....those Brazilian chicks are the hottest pieces of ass on the earth....I just hope it was worth it........lol

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:04pm
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    See, he never actually said he was on the Appalachian Trail. His staff just misheard "Argentinian Tail" I wish I could take credit for that

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:38pm
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    fuck yeah, i love south carolina.

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:37am
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    Wait, a Republican sex scandal was with a WOMAN?!

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:15pm
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    WTF MICHAEL JACKSON DIED TOO? AND FARRAH?? OMG

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:42am
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    Serious WIN. Thanks for that. best text I've seen on this site in weeks.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:57am
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    dude he was going down a trail...her happy trail

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:58pm
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA omg thats amazing...i'm ashamed to have been born in SC

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:58pm
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    ohhhh the beautiful state of south carolina, never failing to make her residents really really ashamed.

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:58pm
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    Hahahhahahaha Appalachian trail my ass...

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:14pm
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    This sounds like a movie quote.

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:45am
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    hahahaha. score for you, CSPAN and/or drudgereport watcher.