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  • 97 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:33pm

    This is great, very current events! Classic

  • 83 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:37pm

    hahaha i'm sad to be from the state of south carolina

  • 71 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:16am

    Oh goodness. Sanford is a douche and I was born and live in SC.

  • 82 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:45am

    apparently one woman from argentina wit great tan lines

  • 79 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:13pm

    I live in SC, and mark sanford may be dumbest person to ever live.

  • 82 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:27pm

    WIN, person from Denver, major win.

  • 77 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:07pm

    that beats hiking in the Appalachian mountains

  • 74 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:13pm

    that is the funniest text I've seen here all week

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:33am

    Why does it surprise anyone when politicians do this shit anymore? Srsly.

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:22am

    haha most deff my gov

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:39am

    Damn it, is that you, MH?

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:13am

    I think I like Vitter from Louisiana even better - marriage is between a man, a woman, and the man's prostitute whom he keeps on retainer

  • 63 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:06am

    With an ass like that, can you really blame Bill?

  • 79 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:11pm

    anyone else notice he's republican bu the news said he's democrat? wtf?

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:26pm

    Can we just put the whole marriage thing to rest now? Separate but equal doesn't work; remember racism?

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:51am

    Brilliant! I may have to borrow that one!

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:34am

    lmfao 2:37, are we 100% sure she isn't a tranny? :-P

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:04pm

    See, he never actually said he was on the Appalachian Trail. His staff just misheard "Argentinian Tail" I wish I could take credit for that

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:15pm

    WTF MICHAEL JACKSON DIED TOO? AND FARRAH?? OMG

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:37am

    Wait, a Republican sex scandal was with a WOMAN?!

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:51pm

    epic burn. well played

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:38pm

    fuck yeah, i love south carolina.

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:45am

    Funny text....but he said she had great tan lines too....those Brazilian chicks are the hottest pieces of ass on the earth....I just hope it was worth it........lol

  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:58pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA omg thats amazing...i'm ashamed to have been born in SC

  • 64 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:58pm

    Hahahhahahaha Appalachian trail my ass...

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:57am

    dude he was going down a trail...her happy trail

  • 60 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:42am

    Serious WIN. Thanks for that. best text I've seen on this site in weeks.

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:45am

    hahahaha. score for you, CSPAN and/or drudgereport watcher.

  • 59 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:58pm

    ohhhh the beautiful state of south carolina, never failing to make her residents really really ashamed.

  • 55 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:14pm

    This sounds like a movie quote.