Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
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i'm so glad that sentence didn't start with.. "dude"
spoken like a true plagiarist... thingsmyboyfriendsays .. google it. it's a website.
I don't get why people get so hung up on things having been said before somewhere else... you don't have to be the first person on earth to utter something for it to still be funny.
spoken like a true "independent woman" aka ........whore
you sure you don't work with me?
men do it tooooooo tehehe
yeah but i think the point of this site is funny shit people text on their own....if you're gonna take something directly from another website and text it who cares. ill just read the site.