This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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