bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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Have you been drinking my beer?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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