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  • Nuva ring and beer are even better so when you're drunk you don't have to remember to take birth control and don't get knocked up from whoever you drunk booty call

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:40pm
  • A-fucking-men! ...That sounded gayer than it should have.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:49am
  • 11:35 you read my mind...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:30pm
  • They should put birth control in beer. That way you can raw dog it and not worry about a fucktrophy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:13pm
  • Unless beer and birth control mix...hint hint

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 1:01am
  • Too bad alcohol cancels out your birth control :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:11pm
  • Seriously? This is suppose to be funny. This is like an obvious statement. Get some new material

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:25pm
  • marijuana is the most beautiful creation by god

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:35am
  • Birth control was invented in my hometown Shrewsbury MA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:45am
  • And women invented them BOTH!!!

    Submitted by neighplay on Jun 27, 10 at 9:39pm
  • No it doesn't you fucking idiot below me. Smoking can cancel out your birth control you dumb piece of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:13am
  • Birth control was invented when a woman made the man sleep on the couch, 2:45... Get your facts straight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:19pm
  • Ohh yeah your face is your ass! Your face is your ass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:10pm
  • Agreed.

    Submitted by superblonde on May 23, 10 at 3:41pm
  • Benjamin Franklin: “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

    Submitted by crazyman217 on Dec 12, 10 at 9:09pm
  • Truer words have never been spoken.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:18pm
  • And they go great together.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:04pm
  • I'm from 402 i want your number lol :)

    Submitted by drunksquirrel on Jul 28, 10 at 1:13am
  • Creation and invented is a bit redundant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:23pm
  • Only in nebraksa haha makes me proud to live in the corn state :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:39pm