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  • 74 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:40pm

    Nuva ring and beer are even better so when you're drunk you don't have to remember to take birth control and don't get knocked up from whoever you drunk booty call

  • 70 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:49am

    A-fucking-men! ...That sounded gayer than it should have.

  • 63 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:25pm

    Seriously? This is suppose to be funny. This is like an obvious statement. Get some new material

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:13pm

    They should put birth control in beer. That way you can raw dog it and not worry about a fucktrophy

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:35am

    marijuana is the most beautiful creation by god

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:30pm

    11:35 you read my mind...

  • 50 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 1:01am

    Unless beer and birth control mix...hint hint

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:45am

    Birth control was invented in my hometown Shrewsbury MA

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:11pm

    Too bad alcohol cancels out your birth control :)

  • 45 38
    Submitted by crazyman217 on Dec 12, 10 at 9:09pm

    Benjamin Franklin: “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:10pm

    Ohh yeah your face is your ass! Your face is your ass!

  • 46 47
    Submitted by neighplay on Jun 27, 10 at 9:39pm

    And women invented them BOTH!!!

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:13am

    No it doesn't you fucking idiot below me. Smoking can cancel out your birth control you dumb piece of shit

  • 43 44
    Submitted by superblonde on May 23, 10 at 3:41pm

    Agreed.

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:19pm

    Birth control was invented when a woman made the man sleep on the couch, 2:45... Get your facts straight.

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:04pm

    And they go great together.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:18pm

    Truer words have never been spoken.

  • 37 43
    Submitted by drunksquirrel on Jul 28, 10 at 1:13am

    I'm from 402 i want your number lol :)

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:23pm

    Creation and invented is a bit redundant

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:39pm

    Only in nebraksa haha makes me proud to live in the corn state :)