im about as happy as oj after his trial
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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