There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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