So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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