How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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