Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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