he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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