how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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