I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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