Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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Perhaps you shouldn't have gotten married in the first place. Monogamy isn't for everyone.
Works in medicine?
marriage does not imply monogamy... tons of people are married and in open relationships / marriages. why are you assuming he / she is a cheater?
No need to play dumb. It's pretty obvious from the context.
Let's see. First anniversary is paper, and 50th is gold. The 3rd anniversary must be penis.
There is no harm in seeing. How do I get the feeling that you don't mean perception via the eyes?
It's a visual penis calibration. It happens every 3 years. \nEver heard of the 7 year itch? Well the itch starts after the 2nd calibration is complete.
Must mean it's your 2nd year divorce anniversary
... and your wife probably believed it took AAA three hours to show up and change your flat tire at the rest area as well?