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  • Perhaps you shouldn't have gotten married in the first place. Monogamy isn't for everyone.

    Submitted by Rotarrin on Aug 6, 14 at 7:22am
  • Works in medicine?

    Submitted by crazydoglady on Aug 7, 14 at 4:47am
  • marriage does not imply monogamy... tons of people are married and in open relationships / marriages. why are you assuming he / she is a cheater?

    Submitted by 8=✊=>πŸ’¨πŸ˜œ on Aug 6, 14 at 8:54am
    • No need to play dumb. It's pretty obvious from the context.

      Submitted by Rotarrin on Aug 7, 14 at 7:44am
  • Let's see. First anniversary is paper, and 50th is gold. The 3rd anniversary must be penis.

    Submitted by DavidWnC on Aug 7, 14 at 8:03pm
  • There is no harm in seeing. How do I get the feeling that you don't mean perception via the eyes?

    Submitted by g2x on Aug 11, 14 at 8:00am
  • It's a visual penis calibration. It happens every 3 years. \nEver heard of the 7 year itch? Well the itch starts after the 2nd calibration is complete.

    Submitted by Bluecherry on Aug 8, 14 at 5:21am
  • Must mean it's your 2nd year divorce anniversary

    Submitted by helmetirdge on Aug 6, 14 at 7:14pm
  • ... and your wife probably believed it took AAA three hours to show up and change your flat tire at the rest area as well?

    Submitted by Wreck_Diver on Aug 7, 14 at 2:06am