he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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