I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Dignity is for republicans.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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