i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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