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  • Catch a raccoon and release it into her apartment.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Oct 16, 11 at 4:39pm
  • If there was ever a time to slap a bitch...

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Oct 16, 11 at 4:22pm
  • I have a feeling that the reason you are so good at shacking up is the same reason you got dumped 7 hours into your trip

    Submitted by RickMoranis on Oct 16, 11 at 10:19pm
  • Are you a member of the Slapahoe nation?

    Submitted by CrazyRunner on Oct 16, 11 at 7:15pm
  • She paid for it, and you can get home? Who cares jokes on her. She paid for an impromptu vacation for you. Dumb bitch.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 17, 11 at 1:53am
  • Maybe if u weren't a loser and had money for your own airfare you would have stayed

    Submitted by ramblinman on Oct 16, 11 at 8:53pm
  • Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

    Submitted by gaterhog on Oct 17, 11 at 9:35am
  • Bitch.

    Submitted by rosa_rouge on Oct 17, 11 at 12:54am
  • Whatever he did must have been pretty horrible.

    Submitted by vindictive on Oct 19, 11 at 10:50am
  • gotta love die hard iowa fans! go hawkeyes!

    Submitted by effeneaves on Oct 17, 11 at 6:44pm
  • That's why you shouldn't have sent her fake pictures of yourself haha!!!

    Submitted by The_Great on Oct 16, 11 at 7:09pm
  • you know...I've been there before.

    Submitted by Dslater90 on Oct 17, 11 at 1:13pm
  • I feel like this is a mixture of a person who watched some of the latest Jersey Shore episodes and copied Snooki's break-up and that person trying to make it sound at least a little different than it was so they don't get called out for it.

    Submitted by wildNcrazy on Oct 18, 11 at 12:47am
  • Wow...she's a tard. Try to fuck as many of her friends as you can and enjoy the vaca!

    Submitted by Daniel_lol on Oct 17, 11 at 6:26am
  • What an absolute bitchy bitch!

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 17, 11 at 10:47am
  • well she fucked up ur trip i think its time to show a bitch not to fuck with us men

    Submitted by skalsky74 on Oct 16, 11 at 5:24pm