Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
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Catch a raccoon and release it into her apartment.
If there was ever a time to slap a bitch...
I have a feeling that the reason you are so good at shacking up is the same reason you got dumped 7 hours into your trip
Are you a member of the Slapahoe nation?
Bahahaha good shit.
She paid for it, and you can get home? Who cares jokes on her. She paid for an impromptu vacation for you. Dumb bitch.
Maybe if u weren't a loser and had money for your own airfare you would have stayed
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
Whatever he did must have been pretty horrible.
gotta love die hard iowa fans! go hawkeyes!
opps not the comment i ment 2 comment on.
That's why you shouldn't have sent her fake pictures of yourself haha!!!
you know...I've been there before.
I feel like this is a mixture of a person who watched some of the latest Jersey Shore episodes and copied Snooki's break-up and that person trying to make it sound at least a little different than it was so they don't get called out for it.
What an absolute bitchy bitch!
Wow...she's a tard. Try to fuck as many of her friends as you can and enjoy the vaca!
well she fucked up ur trip i think its time to show a bitch not to fuck with us men