I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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