Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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