Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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