I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
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I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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