whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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