Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
So. Much. Porn.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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