This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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