how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Never let your siblings swipe right.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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