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  • 59 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 1:16pm
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    Nope. Unless you are extremely attractive everyone will know you are full of shit

  • 43 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 1:11pm
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    Hahaha awesome

  • 43 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 1:41pm
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    JUST THE TIP

  • 45 31
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 9, 10 at 1:27pm
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    Come on....Just the Tip.....I Promise....

  • 41 25
    Submitted by AnonymousTaint on Feb 9, 10 at 4:07pm
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    Tomato, tomato.

  • 40 25
    Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 9, 10 at 6:29pm
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    Saying you're celibate is just an excuse for not getting laid. My friend pulled it once when she was going through a dry spell and then fucked the first guy that wanted her.

  • 35 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:33pm
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    It was a girl.

  • 34 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 1:08pm
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    Second bitches!!

  • 28 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:07pm
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    LOSER

  • 31 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:21pm
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    You guys realize this is prob a dude and not a chic since it said by choice guys get way more for this then women

  • 31 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:19pm
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    Stay celibate

  • 29 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:44pm
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    No, it really doesn't sound cool. At all.

  • 29 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:18am
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    No it doesn't.

  • 27 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:13am
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    Haha I totally do that and i'm a chick. But it's really more that there's no one around I wanna sleep with haha

  • 22 19
    Submitted by 310/951/805 on Feb 9, 10 at 5:02pm
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    As soon as you say that, everyone thinks "Nope, he/she just can't get any"

  • 27 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 1:07pm
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    First?

  • 21 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 3:32am
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    Fail

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