well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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