How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
