She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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