i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
she looked like the before picture.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
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I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
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