I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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