there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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