Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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