i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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