Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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who are you talking about my vagina to?!
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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