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  • Submitted by BlackSheepParty on Jun 29, 10 at 1:18pm

    i'm pretty sure this is a dude texting another dude...

  • Submitted by Glazed on Jun 29, 10 at 1:46pm

    Fuck Twilight, Fuck Stephanie Meyers, and Fuck You

  • Submitted by venomlash on Jun 29, 10 at 1:36pm

    Fuck you, Stephanie Meyer. I just read Dracula, by Bram Stoker, and you're making a balls of the vampire mythos. Fuck you to hell.

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      Submitted by goodnight123 on Jun 29, 10 at 5:48pm

      you pretentious douchebag. thank you for telling me who wrote dracula you patronizing ass

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      Submitted by supercreep on Jun 30, 10 at 2:52am

      It's not even stephanie meyer, she wrote a decent book so no fucking her I've seen other authors due better with the whole supernatural mythos but it's the fan girls and the industries who are cashing out on the twilight series's popularity. Never blame the author blame the idiot fangirl readers!

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        Submitted by lettersjumbled on Jun 30, 10 at 10:51am

        No the book fucking blows and is made to appeal to the preteen annoying as shit audience. Stephanie is a horrible writer and I do blame her.

  • Submitted by theriseofcolin on Jun 29, 10 at 2:10pm

    im pretty sure this is about trueblood rather than that stupid wet dream that stephanie meyer wrote about

  • Submitted by Texas23 on Jun 29, 10 at 1:21pm

    Damn this Vampire Craze

  • Submitted by ThazMrPlaya2U on Jun 29, 10 at 1:52pm

    @venomlash: I read Dracula earlier this year, good read. But you wouldn't have to read that to know she took a steaming crap on vampire mythology. I mean, bedazzled vampires with no fangs, WTF?

  • Submitted by wilderwife on Jun 29, 10 at 3:20pm

    Seriously... This isn't about Twilight. Those vampires don't even have fangs. This is about True Blood, the only good vampire show out there.

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      Submitted by lykosisdead on Jun 29, 10 at 11:17pm

      silly little scene kid. dont you know there is no such thing as a good vampyre show out there.

  • Submitted by fyizzle on Jun 29, 10 at 1:16pm

    Team Alice?

  • Submitted by marcmedic on Jun 29, 10 at 2:19pm

    This stupid pretzel broad almost makes me miss the Soviet Russia guy.....almost...

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      Submitted by alias10 on Jun 29, 10 at 2:49pm

      In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia guy has to look after his family instead of wasting time on tfln

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    Submitted by itsmillertime on Jun 29, 10 at 6:34pm

    Robert Pattinson does it all the time

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    Submitted by bwooten9492 on Jun 29, 10 at 7:50pm

    you should do her on her period then have her suck your dick with the fangs in. go the extra mile to be a fucking creep.

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    Submitted by acsims on Jun 29, 10 at 6:48pm

    ...Ouch?

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    Submitted by KaytiCat on Jun 30, 10 at 12:29am

    Head and twilight really don't go together. True Blood and head, however, are a much better pair. Seeing as it actually occurs on that show, and pretty much nothing happens in Twilight.\n\nEven the sookie books are 1000x better than the twilight books. Also, I think head and plastic fangs are a risky combination, only the profuse drooling would be a plus.

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    Submitted by beezy1011 on Jun 29, 10 at 8:16pm

    ouch

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 29, 10 at 1:48pm

    Bad idea

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    Submitted by aTastyCookie on Jun 30, 10 at 7:38am

    30 Days of Night > any other vampire bullfuck

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    Submitted by HP_Mari on Jun 29, 10 at 2:42pm

    *sigh* This is what Twilight has done to us. tsk tsk tsk

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    Submitted by girugamesh on Jun 29, 10 at 9:36pm

    How about this? Fuck you twilight Haters! Go suck a sparkly vAmpire's cock in hell!

  • Submitted by 2012beats on Jun 29, 10 at 2:03pm

    I hate that fucking movie!! When I die and go to hell that's what I will watch all eternity!!!!!

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    Submitted by retanimstar on Jun 29, 10 at 1:41pm

    Soo g ay

  • 71 77
    Submitted by bumass on Jun 30, 10 at 2:10am

    Eww this just shows we need to kill all twilight lovers NOW

  • 80 95
    Submitted by ba44 on Jun 29, 10 at 5:39pm

    Epic fail

  • 70 77
    Submitted by AdolfHeilHitler on Jun 30, 10 at 6:13am

    Why would you want theeth touching your dick during a bj?

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    Submitted by sarahjay on Jun 29, 10 at 5:24pm

    This is from true blood not twilight. Never seen the movies but I'm pretty sure the wolves and such don't get blown in them.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 10 at 11:07pm

    Seriously, how small is your dick that someone could accomplish that?

  • 78 97
    Submitted by sickmyduck on Jun 29, 10 at 1:56pm

    Wow.

  • 72 86
    Submitted by chance77 on Jun 29, 10 at 11:22pm

    yeah seriously, is he txtin his fucking bf?!

  • 74 91
    Submitted by summerXyay on Jul 2, 10 at 1:51pm

    Oh my gosh..I live in the 618...I wanna know who this is!

  • 72 87
    Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jun 29, 10 at 5:44pm

    i'm pretty sure this is masochism at its finest...

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jun 30, 10 at 5:29am

    way sad

  • 76 96
    Submitted by moremadison on Jun 29, 10 at 8:52pm

    Team Jason?

  • 77 99
    Submitted by xofuhkmehardxx on Jun 29, 10 at 2:46pm

    That would prob hurt

  • 70 86
    Submitted by TheRainKing on Jun 29, 10 at 1:12pm

    ouch...

  • 64 79
    Submitted by ptrclvs on Jun 30, 10 at 1:22am

    EDWARD CULLEN, IS THAT YOU??

  • 68 90
    Submitted by knfarmer on Jun 30, 10 at 4:30am

    This is a horrible idea no matter what your fetish is

  • 66 87
    Submitted by boolou on Jun 30, 10 at 2:35am

    I agree with Wilderwife

  • Submitted by stevebauer on Jun 29, 10 at 8:17pm

    Team Belmont

  • 59 76
    Submitted by georgiaosman on Jun 29, 10 at 6:52pm

    Ahh leave Twilight

  • 65 88
    Submitted by mamabigteetas on Jun 29, 10 at 5:12pm

    Wow... Negative

  • 61 81
    Submitted by batsoverbarstow on Jul 5, 10 at 9:27pm

    @glazed that is possibly the most brilliant thing I've ever heard. Kudos.

  • Submitted by Kadaver on Jun 29, 10 at 1:19pm

    Sexy.

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    Submitted by Cowboy953 on Jul 4, 10 at 6:55pm

    That sounds like a guy too involved with twilight.

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    Submitted by dannie1288 on Oct 21, 11 at 10:16am

    Ouch...

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 10 at 12:35am

    I get head

  • Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jun 29, 10 at 5:44pm

    Fuck all of you who are hating on Stephanie Meyer :P

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    Submitted by uberdouche on Jun 30, 10 at 8:54am

    Hmm count cockula, ah ah ah I vant drink your

  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 29, 10 at 1:19pm

    Or a mouth full of pretzels

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    Submitted by HarleyQ_33 on Jun 1, 12 at 6:01pm

    What I find the most hilarious about all this Twilight bullshit, is this text had nothing to do with it and still it popped up all over the comments. Even if you're bashing it, you're contributing to its popularity by even mentioning it. Plus, those things they call vampires don't even have fangs, anyway.

  • Submitted by CapnCanuck on Jun 29, 10 at 1:14pm

    Mm dicks. Tastes good with plastic fangs in.

  • Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jun 29, 10 at 5:42pm

    Sounds like someone has a Vampire Fetish \nV---V

  • Submitted by donkeydong on Jun 29, 10 at 2:14pm

    *groan...*

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    Submitted by ilove2lOl on Jun 29, 10 at 6:40pm

    Haters!!!!

  • Submitted by Zaber on Jun 29, 10 at 1:58pm

    TWILIGHT!