you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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Fuck Twilight, Fuck Stephanie Meyers, and Fuck You
i'm pretty sure this is a dude texting another dude...
Damn this Vampire Craze
im pretty sure this is about trueblood rather than that stupid wet dream that stephanie meyer wrote about
Fuck you, Stephanie Meyer. I just read Dracula, by Bram Stoker, and you're making a balls of the vampire mythos. Fuck you to hell.
you pretentious douchebag. thank you for telling me who wrote dracula you patronizing ass
It's not even stephanie meyer, she wrote a decent book so no fucking her I've seen other authors due better with the whole supernatural mythos but it's the fan girls and the industries who are cashing out on the twilight series's popularity. Never blame the author blame the idiot fangirl readers!
No the book fucking blows and is made to appeal to the preteen annoying as shit audience. Stephanie is a horrible writer and I do blame her.
@venomlash: I read Dracula earlier this year, good read. But you wouldn't have to read that to know she took a steaming crap on vampire mythology. I mean, bedazzled vampires with no fangs, WTF?
Seriously... This isn't about Twilight. Those vampires don't even have fangs. This is about True Blood, the only good vampire show out there.
silly little scene kid. dont you know there is no such thing as a good vampyre show out there.
you should do her on her period then have her suck your dick with the fangs in. go the extra mile to be a fucking creep.
This stupid pretzel broad almost makes me miss the Soviet Russia guy.....almost...
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia guy has to look after his family instead of wasting time on tfln
Head and twilight really don't go together. True Blood and head, however, are a much better pair. Seeing as it actually occurs on that show, and pretty much nothing happens in Twilight.\n\nEven the sookie books are 1000x better than the twilight books. Also, I think head and plastic fangs are a risky combination, only the profuse drooling would be a plus.
I agree with Wilderwife
yeah seriously, is he txtin his fucking bf?!
Robert Pattinson does it all the time
Soo g ay
I hate that fucking movie!! When I die and go to hell that's what I will watch all eternity!!!!!
Oh my gosh..I live in the 618...I wanna know who this is!
How about this? Fuck you twilight Haters! Go suck a sparkly vAmpire's cock in hell!
Ahh leave Twilight
30 Days of Night > any other vampire bullfuck
Seriously, how small is your dick that someone could accomplish that?
EDWARD CULLEN, IS THAT YOU??
Or a mouth full of pretzels
Why would you want theeth touching your dick during a bj?
i'm pretty sure this is masochism at its finest...
That would prob hurt
Hmm count cockula, ah ah ah I vant drink your
This is a horrible idea no matter what your fetish is
*sigh* This is what Twilight has done to us. tsk tsk tsk
Sounds like someone has a Vampire Fetish \nV---V
I get head
What I find the most hilarious about all this Twilight bullshit, is this text had nothing to do with it and still it popped up all over the comments. Even if you're bashing it, you're contributing to its popularity by even mentioning it. Plus, those things they call vampires don't even have fangs, anyway.
This is from true blood not twilight. Never seen the movies but I'm pretty sure the wolves and such don't get blown in them.
Eww this just shows we need to kill all twilight lovers NOW
Fuck all of you who are hating on Stephanie Meyer :P
Mm dicks. Tastes good with plastic fangs in.
@glazed that is possibly the most brilliant thing I've ever heard. Kudos.
That sounds like a guy too involved with twilight.